"I shall name him Pelor Swift."

outofcontextdnd:

- Our Cleric of pelor naming his horse

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n-e-h:

slipperiestbuttimaginable:

n-e-h:

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

I like you

Shhhhh, you’re making me look bad!

Oh shoot sorry
Um… Yeah… I can’t stand you… And stuff…

I knew it!

n-e-h:

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

I like you

Shhhhh, you’re making me look bad!

do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

(via dutchster)

psdo:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers


SHERYL

psdo:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

SHERYL

(via headlessdragoon)

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

Brb hyperventilating from cute.

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snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via headlessdragoon)

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

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